Had a grand old time finding some funnies on the net.. these ones had me rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!
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Oh. My. Word. I so cannot believe that they referred to T-Bone as a RUTHLESS REDNECK!! I mean, really. Who else could they have been referring to? The frightful torture part though, is bang on baby. ;)
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Quite, immoral. Yes. Totally wrong. Borderline child abuse come to mind? Hellz yeah to all of the above. But admit it guys, we all need to be prepared for when the world is overcome with 5 year old zombies. I can take on 23 of them. Hope you guys got the rest.
$3865.00
T-Bone, keep this page bookmarked for proof when I bite the big one, start pushing up daisies, take a dirt nap. That way those scum suckers in the cadaver section that you are trying to hock my body to don't try to rip you off. See? I think about you honey!
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Ok, so I was prepared to "got your backs" with the 5 year olds. Not so much with the zombies. Seems that my aversion to creepy non-living things puts me at a great setback. I think my biggest downfall would come when T-Bone and I stopped running like madmen to pull a Shawn of the Dead. Oh yes, we would.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. (picture T-Bone and I chanting this while a zombie creeps up on us, then pausing...) And, I can guarantee that our asses are getting snagged by that zombie if he fails to respond appropriately, because we will stand there like two sitting ducks waiting for it.... *insert deadly zombie groan here*
Anyway, just wanted to do a quick post-by! YAY!!
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I love things like this. I'm going to go do them right now. I'm way impressed with how much your cadaver is worth. Too bad you can't get an advance now.
I'm screwed. I could only take 6 kids down..think I was too nice!
My body dead is worth $4230 and that's good because I only have a 38% chance of surving the zombie apocalypse!!
This was fun girl!!
I only have a 59% chance of survival during a zombie apocalypse! Wow! I'm shocked at myself. I love Shawn of the Dead. Funny ass movie.
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4390!
You Have a 58% Chance of Survival!
You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.
Although you could take on one more kid than I, I'm worth more than you dead!
Hmmmmm... that was... um... interesting. I am pleased to see that all of my answers are in multiples of 5 though.
I could take 15 5 year olds
I am worth $5555
I have a 25% chance of surviving a zombie apocolypse.
You crack me up.
I'm pretty sure my dead body would not be worth the cost of the box to bury it in, what with all of the years of diet coke consumption.
I'm pretty sure that any given 5 year old could kick my @#$ because my 7 kids would have already tied me up and left me for the zombies!
:)
You are funny...stumbled on this today and will definitely be back!
Becky, the maid
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