If I were a sea critter, I would be...
An electric eel. 'Cuz I'm so damned ELECTRIFYING.
If I were an animal of the African grasslands, I would be...
A Jaguar. Chic spots, and killer eyes. I would be IRRESISTIBLE.
If I were a bird, I would be...
A Hummingbird. Small, fast, and I fit in your pocket. Every man's dream. :)
If I were a dog, I would be...
The Taco Bell Chihuahua. Free Taco Bell? I'm all over it baby.
If I were a kitten, I would...
PUUUURRRRRR. And not just behind closed doors, either.
If I were a vehicle, I would be....
A Humvee. Use me, abuse me, and my motor will keep revvin'.
If I were the weather, I would be...
A tornado, with lightning. Dark, unpredictable, I come in with a whir of winds and leave an aftermath, everyone knows I've been there.
If I were a million things, I would still be me. And a million things are me.
But if I were you...
I definitely wouldn't be...
ME.
And we wouldn't want that, now would we?
So.. tell me.. what would you be?
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
If I Were...
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No! We definitely don't want that!
This is deep. I don't know what I'd be without some serious thought, but since I'm feeling super sluggish today, I think all my animals would be large. A whale, and elephant, one of those fat house cats. I should have taken a nap with my little guy, but instead I got on the computer. I always choose that one.
Very interesting....
I'd have to be something that flies. Not a bee or any kind of BUG!
Definitely a bird or a butterfly. The hummingbird made me tired. I want big wings. Maybe an eagle...yes an eagle.
Cool, didn't know that about myself and will have to research why in the hell I want to be an eagle. Based on my blog today on role playing...now I know what I am. AN EAGLE! Thanks,girl!
I like this. Very poetic.
I don't know what I would be but I bet I couldn't make it sound as awesome as you did.
Good Job.
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